The Parent Trap makes no fucking sense. That being said, I w..
The Parent Trap makes no fucking sense. That being said, I wanna remake it, but it's two versions of me, and we're fucking each other's man.
2024-05-19 23:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe Parent Trap makes no fucking sense. That being said, I wanna remake it, but it's two versions of me, and we're fucking each other's man.
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Off to dream land. Hopefully to dream of banging a whole football team.
2024-05-19 02:45:24 +0000 UTC View PostAnyone want to come do my yard work for me today? I'll pay you in nudity.
2024-05-18 12:30:48 +0000 UTC View PostI came so hard, he slipped out and couldn't push it back in.
2024-05-17 21:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe swimsuit from my story last night.
2024-05-17 12:01:09 +0000 UTC View PostStory time: I was swimming in a river once and I decided to start teasing the guy I was with. I unzipped my swimsuit; slowly pulled each fat, soft tit out into the sun; and then played with my nipples some above the water.
After enough teasing, he got hard for me, whipped his dick out, and sat on a rock at the edge of the river. Like a good girl, I walked over to him, knelt in the water, and said, "Keep an eye out." Then I started working his cock past my lips, over my tongue, and into my throat. I took him deep but slow until he placed his forearm across the back of my head and started making me gag for him. He used his forearm to push my mouth back down faster and faster. I don't know if he was even still watching for anyone else. At that point I didn't care.
Finally he grabbed me by my hair and lifted my mouth of his dick before jerking out a warm load of cum all over my bare tits. I remember it clung to one of my nipples, ready to drop off me. Once he was done I lowered myself into the water to wash off.
One of the many reasons I love warm weather.
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2024-05-16 03:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostPop quiz--do I have my clit pierced?
2024-05-15 12:00:44 +0000 UTC View PostSay it with me now. Hump...DAY!
2024-05-15 04:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostBubble baths and boobies make for a great team.
2024-05-15 00:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostOnlyFans is kind of like my unhinged Twitter.
2024-05-14 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostCan I trade in my work week for a twerk week?
2024-05-13 12:00:40 +0000 UTC View PostYou wouldn't know I'm a writer.
2024-05-13 02:30:57 +0000 UTC View PostWhy can't weekends last forever?
2024-05-12 22:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf you've got a bi-curious girlfriend, show her this photo and ask if she'd be down.
2024-05-11 21:00:55 +0000 UTC View PostSeriously, is anyone willing to loan me their girlfriend?
2024-05-11 16:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostBack home, we have puza Thursday, instead of thirsty Thursday. It doesn't quite mean thirsty, but...I'm puza for some pussy.
2024-05-11 12:00:52 +0000 UTC View PostMy Goodreads is gonna be on FIRE this weekend.
2024-05-10 20:00:29 +0000 UTC View PostWould you still love me if I were a worm?
2024-05-10 12:00:48 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do I already want a new tattoo?
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