I misplaced Dwayne Johnson's cutting tool for the upcoming origami workshop...
I can't believe I lost The Rock's Paper Scissors
2025-02-18 10:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
It is sad my roomate thinks I don’t respect her privacy.
I read it in her journal
2025-02-18 06:00:30 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you say when you're missing 25% of your roof?
Oof
2025-02-17 08:00:55 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call holy men who are obsessed with deep-fried potato products?
Chipmunks!
2025-02-17 00:15:24 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call a cow getting air lifted?
I don't know, but definitely not ground beef.
2025-02-16 18:00:48 +0000 UTC View Post
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.
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I’m really proud of my chicken for learning sign language
She was really thinking outside the bawks
2025-02-13 06:00:35 +0000 UTC View Post
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2025-02-12 01:05:16 +0000 UTC View Post
How do I know which pair of socks are my lucky golf socks?
There’s a hole in one
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I once did a theatrical performance about puns
It was really just a play on words
2025-02-11 12:00:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Well to be Frank
I’d probably have to change my name
2025-02-11 02:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you know elephants can fight off multiple predators at once?
They're really good at multi-tusking.
2025-02-10 14:00:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Why did the Swiss cleric open a deli?
To make holy cheese
Why was the librarian always calm?
Because she knew how to book it out of stressful situations!
Why did the PC gamer break up with his girlfriend?
He couldn't console her
Why don’t Jedi use metric?
Because only Sith deal in absolutes.
I wrote a joke about time travel but you didn’t like it.
2025-02-08 00:01:17 +0000 UTC View Post