Do I look like a properly raised girl when going to church? ..
Do I look like a properly raised girl when going to church?
Ok it was for work but still counts, right?
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For #ThrowbackTuesday I chose a camper girl back in Germany...
For #ThrowbackTuesday I chose a camper girl back in Germany. You see it was always big passion of me and in one of my next OFTV episodes I will show you my new camper I built few months ago (of course gladly tip if you want me to prioritize over other episodes).
Biggest deal is that here I can camp all year long (and actually did for many months when moved here and were repairing my first "free" / adopted house. In Germany camping through the winter was always lot of pain and suffering.
And thank you for reminder, I would forget again. In Paradise is somehow time irrelevant.💕
Friend here asked me if my Black Hog, the BJ40 cured my love..
Friend here asked me if my Black Hog, the BJ40 cured my love for Land Rovers. And to be honest, am not so sure. I sure love the Toyota how incredible survival car it is compared to fragile, always broken Land Rover, but the first love never wears out really I think. I believe there is still a Land Rover in my near future. 🥰
But before, many projects need to be finished!
Greenlining is my favorite hobby #123. Basically take your c..
Greenlining is my favorite hobby #123. Basically take your car and leave the roads and see where you end up.😋
Here few photos back when I was testing cars and writing reviews in Germany. This one was not mine of course. I would never buy such "SUV".
The best butt training in the world is climbing 1000 stairs ..
The best butt training in the world is climbing 1000 stairs every day, which is what I did for over half a year. If you want to see the results, please DM me. It was a lovely and unique 100% slope wine hill in Germany.
This reminds me that we haven't learned a new German word in a while, so here's one: "Lecker," which means "tasty." You can also learn "Leckerlie," which refers to a treat, like those you get on Halloween, but it can also be a small cake or a girl.
Did you knew that before leaving for the paradise life on th..
Did you knew that before leaving for the paradise life on the Islands, I actually lived on a real castle from 1480? Those were very tough but beautiful times. It taught me a lot about my limits and real needs and actually started my minimalistic life journey. It helped me a lot when I was searching for abandoned house here to live in and repair. Though much easier. Here we have no needs for heating, A/C for that matter, or even roof most of the year. Windows can be open all day long if you have them at all.
Well now it is again a bit different story but when I moved here, all I had was a single van filled with all I care and need.
Ever thought about a minimalistic life? Going back to the roots? No rent, no luxury, no expenses? I was living for many years on less than 300€ per month, saving and enjoying life.
Serious talk, let's sit down... 👀 . . . The reason why I app..
Serious talk, let's sit down... 👀
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The reason why I appear in my DMs almost always tipsy is simple. I do not drink or use any drugs, not even coffee, with the exception of good restaurants.
BUT I do not use a spell checker in DMs, and I am not a native English speaker. My English is really not very good.
Aaaand often I only use one hand when typing.
Thank you for listening and forgive. 💖
Believe it or not, but on my Vespa I made 8000km and it was ..
Believe it or not, but on my Vespa I made 8000km and it was of course the (only real one) 50cc two stroke. Sadly had to sell her, but one day I will get another Vespa.
2023-10-09 20:55:46 +0000 UTC View PostThis is the best dress ever. Prove me wrong. I mean there ar..
This is the best dress ever. Prove me wrong.
I mean there are other nice dresses, but they will always be just "OK".
There was like a designer and stuff, and he got like a task, to create like a dress and stuff to make dress which like is borderline everything like you can take out right. And I think he got like paid so much that he literally like retired and stuff after that. My theory.
Anyway. Ask for more pics in DMs if you like care and stuff.😁😘
Rare sight of my 607 before I removed the wrap. DM if you wa..
Rare sight of my 607 before I removed the wrap. DM if you want to see the back side too...
2023-09-30 10:32:05 +0000 UTC View PostIf you tell me in advance that we are going somewhere fancy,..
If you tell me in advance that we are going somewhere fancy, I can dress up and not show up in overalls with forgotten oil patch behind my ears.
I would still rather go naked than underdressed for an occasion.
Since you wanted to learn more German, here is another word ..
Since you wanted to learn more German, here is another word you might actually know. "Fahrvergnügen", meaning driving/riding pleasure.
2023-09-28 13:02:15 +0000 UTC View PostApparently you like hard working girls, DM if you want to se..
Apparently you like hard working girls, DM if you want to see more of hard work! 🥰
I so love to operate huge things and machines. You feel so strong 🤣.
First car I fixed and flipped when moved here was this aweso..
First car I fixed and flipped when moved here was this awesome Montero/Pajero. I bought it for 600€ and sold for 3800 after about 500€ investments and 100 hours of work. At that time to make photos of other people was still forbidden so I had to improvise with my life, but here I could live from that for half a year AND buy two my next projects (bike and a car).
Lesson learned? Do not give up on your dreams. Every skill you have is marketable in a good environment.
One of the things which I really wanted to share with you wa..
One of the things which I really wanted to share with you was my long journey to the paradise I live now. And you love to see your favorite mechanic working on stuff, so here we start with me creating a bed in my SnowFlake, which was my beloved 94 chevy Astro you seen in another post.
Since I gave up everything in Germany and had a "all has to go" yard sale, all what I took with me fit inside. I lived in it for over a month until I was able to cross borders (it was in 2020, just when pandemic started).
I sadly had to sell SnowFlake because it was modified too much to register in Spain but at that time I realized how a modified van is better than any camper for real world camping (which I love endlessly to do).
Like and tip if you want to see more 🥰 or ask me in DMs
Another request, I am sorry. (My OFTV channel got few new vi..
Another request, I am sorry. (My OFTV channel got few new viewers after last episode). Here is a dare to post photo from my fluffy day (got my self lose a bit shortly before leaving Germany).
Me doing what I love doing most. Corvettes and watching racing (and no, this is not my car lol).
I lost a lot of weight since then, but sometimes I miss my curves.🤷🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ You can't win it all.
You have no idea how close I was in rescuing this... But the..
You have no idea how close I was in rescuing this... But then the common sense won (very rare occasion in my case).
But opened some nice discussion. Yes, all the cars I present here are mine, and no, I am (as you can see) not spending lot of money. All cars I bought were more or less restoration projects or I was at the right time on the right place 🥰
Somewhere along those lines, embraced the art of seduction, ..
Somewhere along those lines, embraced the art of seduction, letting my legs do the walking and your heart do the talking. 🔥💋
2023-09-13 07:17:18 +0000 UTC View PostWell, corona took my main job away, but instead of giving up..
Well, corona took my main job away, but instead of giving up, I created a whole new branch of photography. It changed my life forever and gave me only the best of it. 💕
What is my main job, you ask? I kept the best parts of weddings: capturing couple portraits, wedding nights, trash the dress sessions, destination engagements, honeymoons, and even (the most) intimate moments.
Could I make a living from it back in Germany? Unlikely. But here, where holiday feelings break down barriers, the hot ocean wind whisks away skimpy clothes, and tasty sangria does the rest, it's a different story. Here, even in the city, you'll encounter everything from beach babes to topless grandmothers... Life is different, free, and better here in the last paradise on Earth. 🌴📸💫
TIP: if you start your day with 5km jog at 5AM, you can be s..
TIP: if you start your day with 5km jog at 5AM, you can be sure nothing worse can happen that day. 😘
With that attitude, happy Monday and DM should you feel lonely💖
Long and dangerous drive and you get rewarded with the most ..
Long and dangerous drive and you get rewarded with the most beautiful lighthouse in the world!
DM if you want even better view... I used a bit chance because there were no people around... 🤭🤐
🥰🥰🥰 from my "fatty" days. At around that time, visiting the ..
🥰🥰🥰 from my "fatty" days. At around that time, visiting the last paradise on Earth just as a tourist, I decided that I want to live here forever. 🌴
2023-09-05 03:28:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I tell you, that sleeping naked is the best feeling in the w..
I tell you, that sleeping naked is the best feeling in the world. In Germany I would always mark the day when I gave up, started to dress and turned the heating on.
Today 4 years ago was my last mark and March 23 2020 is the day when I market slept clothed for the last time. 🤭
Ok ok I know, I need to lose weight, gained too much last fe..
Ok ok I know, I need to lose weight, gained too much last few months because of dramas, but that didn't stop me from recording my picnic as 11th episode on my OFTV. So you at least know where that comes from.
And I promise now when life is calm again, I will lose it back.
Coming soon!
In next episode we will go barn find shopping for my next pr..
In next episode we will go barn find shopping for my next project and you will love it, I promise.
2023-08-29 21:32:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhat are you more interested in? BTW, did you knew that tra..
What are you more interested in?
BTW, did you knew that traditional portraits are making a comeback? But even most photographers forgot how to make them, especially as a selfie.
Did you know that the quickest way to make friends in German..
Did you know that the quickest way to make friends in Germany is to drive a VW bus as a daily? Similar to the concept of the VW Bug, the VW bus was produced from 1950 to 1980 and was eventually replaced by the equally famous T3. Mine was a '71 T2 with the amazing 1.7 variant of the legendary VW air-cooled boxer engine and was (re)imported from California. 🥰
2023-08-27 07:13:27 +0000 UTC View PostThank you to all those who've heard about the large forest f..
Thank you to all those who've heard about the large forest fire in the Canaries and thought of me. Your kindness is much appreciated! 💖 Unfortunately, forest fires are a yearly occurrence here.
Fortunately, I live on the only island where there is virtually no nature at all. It feels like Mars, quite literally (in fact, many Hollywood desert scenes were filmed here). So, we don't have to worry about floods, forest fires, or any other dangers. Instead, we enjoy a constant, zero rain, pleasant wind and temperature year-round. Come explore this last paradise on Earth with me, and don't miss my OFTV where I share a lot from my life.
https://of.tv/creators/joliettes-island-adventures/